Parody of Gangnamstyle; introducing Thieves Guild Style

Killing time while the servers are down and reading the DDO Music Parodies thread I got an idea for a parody of Gangnamstyle.

Those of you who also follow me on twitter know i have this thing with Gangnamstyle (you can blame Grimorde for introducing it to me)

While i’m not english by tongue and this is still a rough draw i hope you can get some joy out of it (or help me fine-tuning it!):

Parody to GangnamStyle, introducing Thieves Guild Style

Going Thieves Guild Style
Thieves Guild Style

When we head out we always get in so much trouble
Noone want to be the healer so we need an Ekei double
Tsorte runs his monk full speed, leaving a trace of bodies
But then he stops in front of us.

Jhess pulls up his rogue, he spots a trap, we need to wait
And when he finds the thing, we see the evil deadly blade
Mash can hardly wait, he wants to swing his mighty axe
To kill those monsters there, he thinks its better then having sex

It doesn’t matter, we’re having much fun
just see us rock, we wanna roll
There’s a monster, it want’s to kill us
Let’s go! Common let’s go! We’re gonna own this bloody dungeon with us all!

Going Thieves Guild Style
Thieves Guild Style
Go go go go going Thieves Guild Style
Thieves Guild Style
Go go go go going Thieves Guild Style
Ehhhhhh, raging member
Go go go go going Thieves Guild Style
ehhhhhh, healing member
Go go go go going Thieves Guild style

Our guild was build off the ground of our leader Turi
He did a perfect job to give us home to calm our fury
The Flame is there to show us all the opts and get xp
but when Bare is there you better watch your precious sp

We hang out on our airship where we joke and chat with guildies
And before a quest we like to buff and kill some dummies
No VON or Shroud, Korthos, Pit or House Cannith
Can stop us now, we roll the dice and find the exit

It doesn’t matter, we’re having much fun
just see us rock, we wanna roll
There’s a monster, it want’s to kill us
Let’s go! Common let’s go! We’re gonna own this bloody dungeon with us all!

Going Thieves Guild Style
Thieves Guild Style
Go go go go going Thieves Guild Style
Thieves Guild Style
Go go go go going Thieves Guild Style
Ehhhhhh, casting member
Go go go go going Thieves Guild Style
ehhhhhh, sneaking member
Go go go go going Thieves Guild style

We kill for loot, we want the smexy loot
epic epic loot and not the trashy vendor food
Give us loot, give us the smexy loot
Epic epic loot we have enough of vendor food (yknow what I’m saying?!)

Going Thieves Guild Style
Thieves Guild Style
Go go go go going Thieves Guild Style
Thieves Guild Style
Go go go go going Thieves Guild Style
Ehhhhhh, buffing member
Go go go go going Thieves Guild Style
ehhhhhh, smiting member
Go go go go going Thieves Guild style

Going Thieves Guild Style!

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